La Cucaracha Hat

This dirty bandit’s missin’ two of his legs, and he’s pretty daggum peeved about it. Replaced ‘em with a couple six shooters, and now he’s blastin’ his way through the west, mostly spookin’ folks in their kitchens at midnight. Let’s just hope he gets tuckered out and lands on his back soon, cuz then he ain’t goin’ nowhere.