{"product_id":"tchotchkes-thoughts-book","title":"Tchotchkes Thoughts Book","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEver wonder if your ceramic Buddha is silently judging your life choices? Or if your antique compass is dizzy from your lack of direction? In \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eTchotchkes and Their F*cked-Up\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eThoughts\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, your quirky collectibles finally speak their minds—and they are brutally honest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hilarious and highly giftable book brings together dark humor, colorful art, and a dash of existential dread. Perfect for collectors, design lovers, and fans of sarcastic humor, this is a must-have for anyone with a shelf full of curios and a dark sense of humor.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInside you'll find:\u003cbr\u003e• 55 full-color illustrations of inanimate objects with serious emotional baggage\u003cbr\u003e• Snarky, witty, and surprisingly insightful one-liners from baubles, trinkets, and bric-à-brac\u003cbr\u003e• A perfect companion to the hit humor book \u003cem\u003eHouseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you’re looking for a quirky coffee table conversation starter, a white elephant gift, or a way to laugh at your own questionable decor, this book delivers collectible chaos and offbeat charm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to laugh, cringe, and never look at your tchotchkes the same way again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52572835741986,"sku":null,"price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/9564\/7778\/files\/Image212.jpg?v=1789664394","url":"https:\/\/cavaliertx.com\/products\/tchotchkes-thoughts-book","provider":"Cavalier","version":"1.0","type":"link"}