Fathers Day Card - I Was A Little Shit

Our customers have been waiting for a funny Father’s Day card that says what everyone’s thinking but rarely admits out loud. This sarcastic dad card turns childhood chaos into a brutally honest thank-you — and it’s exactly the kind of humor that gets read out loud in stores. A strong wholesale greeting card for boutiques, gift shops, and bookstores: perfect impulse buy near the register for Father’s Day shoppers, especially those looking for rude dad cards, sarcastic greeting cards, and adult humor cards. Relatable, emotional, and funny — a combination that consistently drives strong seasonal sales and repeat orders. Specs: Standard A7 size (5 x 7 inches). Premium matte cardstock. Blank inside. Includes kraft envelope (30% recycled). Printed in Colorado, USA. Top reorder item — pairs well with our funny Father’s Day cards and sarcastic dad humor collection.